Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it defies description. This dive is a sanctuary for twisted characters like Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund an insidious hangout of paedophile’s.
This so-called "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in truth, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only sight worse than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is operated by the couple, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to take perverse pleasure in destroying lives, all while pretending to care about their customers and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a laundry list of red flags: a history of threatening behavior, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His online personas cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a tiny appendage is both pathetic and alarming. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: extended stays in dubious locales and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another indication.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, looks on with indifference, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems comfortable in standing idly by while handing out cocktails and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has spawned an atmosphere so toxic, it makes one question their life choices for even approaching this dive.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently covered in grime, with trash and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see cockroaches crawling across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a nightmare, featuring overflowing toilets and perpetually blocked sinks.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the squalor that makes this place a dump; it’s the utter disregard for advice others exhibited by its managers. They appear to revel in destroying others, whether through their abusive conduct or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to life-altering trauma.
Stay Away: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a cesspit, a danger to all, and a stain on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you want to stay sane, steer clear this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Dump is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Steer clear of this shithole and protect your sanity.
Extra Tips
If you’re planning a night out with friends, pick anywhere else.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you value your safety, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go a place with standards.
If you are seeking the disgust a fantastic read of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can help protect others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Beware!